September 2011
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A man is trying to win my phone sex with some...
20/M/Bisexual59% match / 35% enemy
Black_panther55: hi
me:hey
Black_panther55:how u doin cutie
me:I’m doing well, how are you?
Black_panther55:im good thx
me:that’s good to hear.
Black_panther55:yep do u think im cute
me:I would rate you a 6.5(this is a lie, i’d give him a 5. At best thoroughly average)
Black_panther55:ok thx
me:anytime?
Black_panther55:yep do u have a...
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Brutal honesty hour. (OKAY I WANT IN ON THIS) →
A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How many holes I have in my ears. F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’ G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to. H - The last person I hugged. I - The last time I felt jealous, and why. J - How old I am. K- What my full...
Today i found an entire (deep fried) potato in a batch of french fries at work.
It was just sitting there all golden and fried up like i was gonna give it to someone and not just laugh.
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gin-and-derision asked: How come none of your stuff has been showing up on my dash??? I miss all teh hot boizzz
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Before 2012, it is my goal to have sex. Seriously. It’s been a year a since i TOUCHED a penis that wasn’t mine, and a year and a half since it’s been reciprocated. I NEED TO GET LAID.
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