auto-fellatio, why is it hot?
acrylicemulator: keesjars: are you trying to...
Instead of fixing my comma party in that last post, i will just make a post about how there are too many commas in the last post.
If you ever think that maybe there are too many dicks on your dashboard because of me, just look at my dashboard sometime, and be surprised that there aren’t MORE.
a night at mcdonald's, an excerpt (abridged)
This woman is lying like a rug, by the way. I gave her a LARGE FRY AND A LARGE SWEET TEA. Why would i bother not giving her what she ordered? People don’t understand that we don’t do that shit, because then they do this (it doesn’t help because they do it anyway) Woman:these fries are nast, and were only half full and my fucking drink was only a quarter full! (she’s...
I just really want to talk about myself right now. →
Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back? idk, it depends on if he’s gonna be in it for a longhaul this time? Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left? No Your relationship status? Painfully single Where did you meet your crush(es)? idk parties a long time ago, also the second time, i don’t remember anymore. Have you ever lost a...
averyniceprince: ok haha this is the last pic of the stream and it is nsfw gamzee/dave (i say nsfw but it’s not really..that…bad) so okay Read More
When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier...
and every guy is in love with him/her, you just sit there like; Then she/he calls her/him self ugly; IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?
wronghall asked: I just wanted to let you know that you are hilarious.
professorblue: you know what i want? one of those tiny turtles. look at this adorable little fucker: